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Firebrand Pastor First to Feel Fires of Hell


Firebrand Pastor, Destiny Church head Brian Tamaki, has been burned by his own flames after burning rubbish in his backyard.

"I got tired of looking at this rubbish and I thought I'd quickly burn it before I go away. And things evolved from there."


The accident occurred in late March, putting Mr Tamaki in hospital and covering his face and body with burns.

Speaking for the first time in weeks, the bishop said the horrific blaze had left him in "a lot of pain".

"I can still smell the smoke... I got burnt to 30 percent of my body. Second-degree burns," he said.

However, there is little sympathy amongst the public for his situation, with many believing he finally got what he deserved.

After years of threatening people from all walks of life with the fires of Hell, it is ironic that he should be the first to feel the flames.

Mr Tamaki told his congregation on Sunday he had "been through a fiery furnace and out the other side".

One wonders what deal he cut with the Devil to keep on spreading his messages of hate in the realm of the living.

Mr Tamaki said the fire had left his skin so sensitive he couldn't go out in the sunshine. So now he has become a vampire for real after decades of sucking the life out of his congregation to buy jewellery and exotic cars for himself.

But there was one benefit to the fire - he said the aftermath had been like a "chemical wash" or facial peel, and his skin would be left as smooth as a baby's. The Destiny Church will now offer this Baptism of Fire for any other intolerant members of the congregation who wish to be indoctrinated into his Hall of Shame.

Already people have been threatened with retaliation for talking about this new secretive procedure.

His wife, Hannah, said the incident had been hushed up because she had told people she would "smack their bottom" if they discussed it on social media.

So what do you think?

Should Brian Tamaki burn in Hell for the pain he has inflicted on the world, or should he take this opportunity to reflect and repent?

Brian, do you want to now embrace the values of tolerance and forgiveness that your faith was based on?

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