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Drowning in the PC tide

The debate over Paul Holmes' comments* has highlighted an interesting feature of 21st century society: that what we say and do is monitored by a small group of people who think their way is right and want to bend the rest of us to their will. Centuries of conflict over basic freedom have brought us one mantra: "All men are created equal." But it seems that not all groups are created equal. One can rant about poms and honkies until the cows come home, but put in an ill word about some other groups and you could lose your job. And there are some groups who do not even bear mention, such as young people - who would have thought that we could be a minority, too? It seems that all that is important in the world has to fit between sips of latte, and, sorry, time is short and some people just aren't important enough. Words by themselves are intrinsically innocuous, but we should realise that every ill word uttered reminds the oppressed of years of injustice and bad t...
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I'm Not John Banks

***Update: This is a repost in light of the rumours that John Banks may be contesting the SuperCity election again in 2019. "I'm not John Banks!" That was to be my campaign slogan. That was to differentiate me from John Archibald Banks. That was to poke a bit of fun at the fact that was all the other 21 candidates had going for them too. The first SuperCity election is an important one for Auckland. We need to choose the right candidate to bring all the legacy councils together and unite all of our communities. When John was Mayor of Auckland City Council, he governed in the interests of Hobson and Orakei around where he lived. I feared that he would try to run the SuperCity in the same way. When a lion attacks, he goes for the jugular. John Banks was the leading candidate, so he was an obvious target. That's why I changed my name to John Banks. All the other candidates were trying to show how they were different. How could I stand out in a crowded field? The ...

THE GREAT SOUTH ROAD

THE GREAT SOUTH ROAD: WHERE CULTURES CONVERGE Once the main route south from Auckland, the Great South Road took war to the Waikato and opened up the city’s fertile hinterland for pioneer farmers. Eventually supplanted as a transport route by the motorway that grew vinelike about it, the old trunk road now connects a series of diverse communities which reflect the waves of migration that have changed the ethnic face of New Zealand’s largest city. WRITTEN BY VAUGHAN YARWOOD       PHOTOGRAPHED BY PETER JAMES QUINN REPOST FROM: New Zealand Geographic (2003). THE GREAT SOUTH ROAD: WHERE CULTURES CONVERGE. (ISSUE 061, JAN - FEB). Retrieved from https://www.nzgeo.com/stories/the-great-south-road-where-cultures-converge/ IT IS HALF past six in the morning and I am standing on the corner of Great South Road and Broadway. The traffic pulsing through the lights into Newmarket and the city beyond feeds mostly from Manukau Road. Great South Road, which crests a rise ...

Firebrand Pastor First to Feel Fires of Hell

Firebrand Pastor, Destiny Church head Brian Tamaki, has been burned by his own flames after burning rubbish in his backyard. "I got tired of looking at this rubbish and I thought I'd quickly burn it before I go away. And things evolved from there." The accident occurred in late March, putting Mr Tamaki in hospital and covering his face and body with burns. Speaking for the first time in weeks, the bishop said the horrific blaze had left him in "a lot of pain". "I can still smell the smoke... I got burnt to 30 percent of my body. Second-degree burns," he said. However, there is little sympathy amongst the public for his situation, with many believing he finally got what he deserved. After years of threatening people from all walks of life with the fires of Hell, it is ironic that he should be the first to feel the flames. Mr Tamaki told his congregation on Sunday he had "been through a fiery furnace and out the other side". ...

Flags, Damned Flags and Flag Referenda

Vote decided Novelty tea towel discarded Why I didn't vote for either This referendum has been fucked since Jump Street. John Keys dictated the process to get what he wanted, not what the people wanted. I know many republicans who voted for the current flag just because they didn't like the new one. Many people wanted to ditch the Union Jack, but we just couldn't get behind a flag without a story. Our current flag tells of our place within the British Commonwealth and the Pacific Ocean. The new flag looks like some kid was playing around on Photoshop combining existing flags. You see, we like the current flag, but we don't like the Union Jack. We like the All Black flag, but we associate that with a sports team. So let's just paste over the top of the old flag with our favourite flag. Makes sense, right? That was exactly what this flag was. A do-nothing flag for those who liked the status quo, but who could stand a small change. There just wasn't enough ...